Andy is a musician, so he had to be a member of a Star Wars band.
Anne's naturally the slave girl that dances in Jabba's court so she can be with her hubby, Jabba The Sinnett.
In both the IDL and Majors, Aubrey found immediate success before being cut down quickly in the postseason and left to wander as a ghost of his former self.
Bob is one of the league's grizzled war veterans. Sure, he might have a bit of a cough, but don't let that fool you as he can hang with the best of the young ones.
Brent could have been a Jawa or a member of the Trade Federation because he ABT - Always Be Tradin'. Jawa's seemed cooler than the Trade Federation guys.
Bryan got to be the Gamorrean Guard because, well, he would've made me a fat disgusting character if he'd gotten the chance first.
Francis X. Bova III